i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself
IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP
Giant Python can open doors by itself
> Is it just me or did that “good job” have a little bit of the crazy in it.
> You would think that being almost entirely made of muscle would give it the ability to lower itself to the ground in a reasonable manner. Nope.
> Well this is just one more fucking thing I have to worry about now.
> That’s not OK.
> The way she says “Good job” at the end makes me think she’s training this snake for some sort of elaborate heist…
> I burst out laughing. That “THWACK” is so good.
> I’m sorry, but DID SOMEONE JUST TEACH MOTHA*******’ SNAKES HOW TO USE MOTHA*******’ DOORS?!?
> That’s terrifying.
Iced the fuck out
time for bed.
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT